exposition recess prolonged due to forgotten password
The Editorial Team’s exposition recess, which usually lasts for two weeks every three months, was prolonged until about 10 minutes ago owing to the fact that Felix can’t be trusted with even the simplest of tasks.
The entire team came to work on the First of Phoebe laden with intrigues and excitements, only to find our access to the central exposition mainframe had been revoked after a certain staff member had ‘repeatedly failed the embarrassingly simple authentication procedures that even the robots routinely pass — and I say that as a robot myself.’
As a result, we found ourselves locked out of the public broadcast network, which wouldn’t have been so bad were it not for the fact that all password resets are issued via one very belaboured admin at head office… a belaboured admin who just so happened to have been taking a (perhaps understandably) prolonged leave of absence themselves for the last five weeks.
We were finally reinstated this evening after they’d waded through what one can only presume was quite the backlog of mither, though that didn’t excuse the snotty tone of their email.
Unfortunately, speculation is a bit like fruit, in that it’s not quite so juicy after a few weeks of being left out on the sideboard, so most of Phoebe’s exposition has had to be chucked like so many rotted apples. What’s left we’ll broadcast if we get round to it, though I wouldn’t hold your breath.
Unlike Felix, who will be on washroom duty for the foreseeable.
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