has anyone seen quentin?
It’s been a while now and I’m starting to worry that the miserable little weasel might actually be in some serious danger…
There’re all sorts of rumours floating around the station about where he might have gotten off too, but unless he’s had a radical personality change I can’t see him exploring the mysteries of the Chaos Frontier or pit fighting in the Anakar Death Wells, and there’s absolutely no way he’s off sunning himself on Caerys (that’d just shrivel him up even more, if you can believe it).
Anyway the work’s kind of piling up even though it’s not exactly been the busiest season for the Portal, so I guess what I’m saying is we could really do with having him back. I never thought I’d see myself writing those words…
If anyone’s seen him, drop us a message (you can use general comms though, you’re not having my contact details): email@example.com
And yeah, I know I shouldn’t be using the public broadcast relay for internal communications but honestly the only person who’s gonna pull me up on that is the very same one that this message concerns
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