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The data breach that wiped the Portal’s entire exposition back catalogue yesternight could have been the work of saboteurs, according to our head of security Katerina Brune.
‘We don’t have any evidence to suggest this wasn’t just the work of one of the morons in IT, but let’s face it: this is exactly the sort of thing the NANTARIS would do, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s reason enough to start pointing the finger. Half my life is spent dealing with their attempts to infiltrate us, it was only a matter of time before one of their ridiculous attempts was successful.’
The breach resulted in over ten cycles’ worth of groundbreaking exposition and exhilarating tales (as well as no small amount of fluff designed to pad out some of the slower periods) being lost to obscurity, which if nothing else, certainly begs the question as to why nobody thought to do any backing up.
And contrary to what staffroom gossip would have you believe, this was most certainly not just a contrivance to make a certain person’s life easier…
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TD-VII was formerly a custodial manager at Encara's prison capital Virhammer, retiring after a particularly creative security breach resulted in several of his core components being replaced with those of various household appliances. If anything, this ordeal just made him stronger, not to mention 15% more optimised for breakfast time owing to his now being a certified robot/toaster hybrid.
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