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quentin

You appear a little lost; why else would one engage a mysterious question mark? To that end, allow me to take the opportunity to clarify a couple of points for you.

The name’s Quentin. I’m head of Quality Assurance on board this Boundary Station, and it is therefore my sworn duty to ensure all questions, queries and concerns are addressed to the highest professional standard.

What do you want to know?

Where Am I?

You are on board the FBS VIVAELLIPSIS; the finest vessel of the Exposition Fleet launched from Niamine 10 cycles ago, in response to our most recent cataclysm, the Colossus Tear. We occupy a region of the Meridian System known as the Yawling Twist, about a three night drive from the Coreward Worlds. And yes, we are in a dimension quite different from your own

The look on your face suggests I’ve exacerbated your confusion. I’d encourage you to enrol onto Portal Orientation: a lecture series devised by yours truly, wherein I can elaborate and elucidate beyond this cursory explanation

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We are here to elucidate newcomers to the peculiarities of our reality. If Portal Orientation doesn’t appeal to you, perhaps subscribing to Exposition Broadcasts would be more your speed; it’s certainly more leisurely, in any case

Where're The Restrooms?

Over by the Dimension Gates. You walked passed them in order to come and ask me where they are

I Like This Place! How Can I Support What You Do?

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If monetary support wasn’t what you had in mind, might you consider spreading the word about our own dimension once you return to your own? In any case, all support is appreciated equally and emphatically

I Actually Came Over From The Nantaris By Mistake...

Then I suggest you go back there before the absence of the NANTARIS's signature brand of mediocrity warps your mind

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I am sufficiently high up the management ladder for you to be dealing with, if that's what you're getting at. Otherwise, Madam Kiara Drake is our VP, and as for the President, well... you ought not worry yourself with such matters

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12-July-2021

train crash on the barrier rondel leaves fourteen dead

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barrier rondel • minor calamities

A train carrying passengers and freight from Westpoint Station on the Barrier Rondel has crashed, leaving fourteen dead and all survivors missing.

The collision occurred fifteen miles from Tidal Cross Station (a rondel tract known more for bandit attacks than for derailments), and is believed to have been caused by a large horticultural mass that really had no business being anywhere near a major train line, never mind being right in the middle of one.

Forensic botanists deployed to the scene claimed to have never seen anything quite like it before:

‘We’ve never seen anything quite like it before!’ Alrin Dilwood told me. ‘These tendrils, the way they’re wrapped around the track; it looks as if they were intentionally trying to flip the train. In all my cycles in law enforcement, I’ve never once known a plant species to exhibit such clear homicidal motivation. Sure, you get your cases involving felonious fengrasp, but they don’t know that they’re killing people… at least, we don’t think they do…’

There was no denying that this plant-mass-thing had an ominous presence to it; I’d describe it as a sprawling garden coursing with an otherworldly energy, which is especially unnerving when you consider just how bizarre flora in the ‘worldly’ category can get (Dhalian wuldergrubs, to take one particularly extreme example). I’ll be curious to see what the naturopathologist’s report unearths.

The train itself was discovered lodged in a cosmic protrusion several miles below the track, with only the fourteen dead in attendance — none of whom were particular forthcoming in regard to the whereabouts of the survivors (which based on ticket sales at Westpoint is estimated to number in the low-seventies, though fare-dodgers are abundant no matter where you go so the actual count is likely much higher).

Preliminary examination of the crash site revealed a menacing hollow puncturing one of the central carriages, leading to an as-yet-undetermined location that no doubt isn’t of this dimension and no doubt is where this mysterious garden entity originated from. A rescue team has been dispatched to attempt to recover the survivors and find out more about the nature of the killer plant, which is currently being remanded in a secure green house on the Demon Road’s main allotment.

A replacement bus service has been provided while the area is swept for spores, accessible via the rondel’s lower fringe — though in all honesty you’d probably be better off just walking.

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TD-VII was formerly a custodial manager at Encara's prison capital Virhammer, retiring after a particularly creative security breach resulted in several of his core components being replaced with those of various household appliances. If anything, this ordeal just made him stronger, not to mention 15% more optimised for breakfast time owing to his now being a certified robot/toaster hybrid.

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ATTENTION NEW ARRIVALS

Welcome aboard. The name’s Quentin, and I’m Head of Quality Assurance.

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You have been duly advised as per standard protocol. Enjoy your stay. 

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